Yes, it's ME! The TwoFish speaks out!

Kanst Sie deiser sprachten lesen? Sind kanst, gemeinst Sie habt viele-sprachten, (nichte juste Inglishe)----so, das is gesund, ja? Or, maybe not, depends, I guess. Hi, it's me---supposedly. Given the exhaustive security-measures applied these days to communications, such as Internet, and the pinch I apply to my right hand or arm from time to time (on the hour at 16-minutes past)---yeah, it's me. And I'm pleased to report---I am never upset, for the reason I think. Which is the German-phrase at the top of this Blog, translated into our Great-Mal-adaptive Cultural Inheritance we call English---highly disputed from centuries as to it's true nature or origins. As am I---you too, I guess. What the heck is this Blog all about---I'll tell you what it's all about! It's about me---BEING UPSET!! All-caps does it every time---that's why modern keyboards for language-word assembly (often by a million monkeys with a million typewriters, for poets)---why the alphabet-pad caps-lock function were invented! For me to let 'readers' know I am pissed-off---like heavy-metal rock music! The caps-lock has other purposes and uses--suitable for instance, when headlining a document, to draw attention to more-bigger-better-significant-important-proudly-arrogantly-thrillingly-dashing-and-daringly-presented---words and phrases, etc. Pertaining obviously to your start-point topic and like that---or bullet-points, maybe recipe ingredients---price-lists? Menu items? What do YOU use caps-locks for when 'writing'?? Many theology students find them handy, true---seldom seen in the actual published pages of the traditional B-I-B-L-E itself--and Haven knows, there was no way no-how no-doggone CAPS-LOCKS way-back-then (in the dim and distant past---to borrow a term from a friendly lover of large CATS). Maybe think it a CATS-LOCK? Mental block---defrocked? At any rate---I am never upset for the reason I think, via the legendary and controversial Course In Miracles (www.acim.org)---"all wisdom is stolen for personal use". Additionally--"I am not afraid--depressed--frightened--screwed-blue--impoverished--losing my mind-angry---like that---about CAPS-LOCKS (CATS-LOCKS) for the reason I think---(not = never)--thus---since Our Lord and Savior can helpfully demonstrate in infinite wisdom and kindness---that you really don't KNOW why you're upset---it's a lot easier to 'let go' of all those yucky emotions, and be a bit more---peaceful! Happy! Productive! Connected! Intelligent! Okay, so I am an very elementary and slow-learner from ACIM---but I highly recommend it for upset people everywhere--in any language---such as the language of Angels---you know---they want peace too!! Merry Christmas in four months! Why wait---avoid the rush---be happy now!

Peace to you---check out ACIM, org for all kinds of REVELATIONS THAT DON'T HURT!!